Moontower #323

Friends,

I’m visiting my family in NJ so Moontower will return August 12th.

That said, today is a longer essay.

the sound of inevitability

The market is 12-15.

12 bid. 15 offer.

The broker sizes up the offer.

“How many you got there? How about you? And you?”

A couple of the market makers get flakey once they see him counting.

“You know what, I’m 17 now.”

“Fine, but can you fill the size there?”

“This second, no more shopping.”

“Mine.”

A few minutes pass.

The broker comes back around. “How now?”

“Go fuck yourself. 20-40. Small.”

And that’s it.

It’s a liquidity-clearing trade. The market’s version of punctuated equilibrium.

Small lot sizes from here on out.

The price drifts higher over time. The same amount of volume moves the price by larger increments. The least-capitalized shorts who are also the smallest in the trade begrudgingly cover. Better to live another day. The larger ones lay off some of the headline greeks in related assets, but the basis leaks against them the whole way. At least it’s not a fresh flesh wound every day. Paper cuts aren’t mortal risks, but the job will be demoralizing for a while. We’re gonna do this again? Why don’t I learn? I’ve done well enough. Right? I don’t need this shit I say as I fire up loopnet on yet another chrome tab hoping to find a cap rate in the shape of an eternal palm tree.

Weeks pass. Maybe longer. Who’s counting?

You see the price. 63. Numb. Doesn’t mean anything anymore. You can’t taunt a ghost.

More time.

Wait, 56?

“Anybody doing anything in this?”

“Nah, maybe just recent sympathy with hawkish Fed chatter.”

“You think this thing being up 300% has anything to do with basis points. C’mon.”

“Yea, I don’t know. I’m trying to book Odyssey tickets on IMAX for 3am, can we do this later.”

“Neverm—”

[Ringing. The hoot flashes.]

[Groans and picks up.]

“Sal, I thought I told you to cut the line. The fuck you want?”

“How is it today?”

“I don’t know, Saaaal, why don’t you tell me how it is?”

“At 45”.

“We’re 5 minutes from the close, I can’t show.”

“At 33. They’re gonna trade”.

“I’ll round you out just to be social.”

Next day.

How?

“15-25. Your move, Sal.”

Leo

Matt Levine:

[On the modern AI thesis] Aschenbrenner was early and smart and articulate about it. This allowed him to raise money, and the fact that it has been basically correct allowed him to return 270% through May.

Leopold Aschenbrenner’s fund, Situational Awareness LP (SALP) started in late 2024 when he was 23. He raised $225mm and, through the use of leverage and being right as hell, rode a legendary heater with assets at peak over $25B about a month ago.

His portfolio concentrated heavily on hardware and chip shares of CoreWeave, Nebius, Bloom Energy, Iris Energy, Micron and the Korean company SK Hynix, as well as a sizable private stake in Anthropic. Meanwhile, he was shorting traditional software companies. You only need to pull up the charts of his longs and shorts to explain how his returns had been so stellar.

Many of his longs peaked in late June. On July 24th, he sent a memo to investors stating that the fund “has not been immune” to recent market volatility. He invited existing investors to commit fresh capital effective Aug 1, citing the most attractive opportunity set since early 2025.

Within the week, SALP would proceed to lose 2/3 of its assets and liquidate its public portfolio to Citadel.

Back to the pit

Trading is about pricing liquidity. Handicapping the price to move a chunk of risk in a particular period of time.

Leopold was very right on his security selection. So right that even net of the liquidation, the fund is still up 80% on the year! That’s got to be unprecedented. But being liquidated in the first place was inevitable.

Let’s go back to the stylized story from the opening.

When an asset rips higher as quickly as these longs did, it exhausts the supply of offers that maintain a sensible relationship to a concept of fair value. For the sake of legibility, we’ll call those sellers the natural investors. The ones whose bids and offers are tied to some semblance of a fundamental model.

If a stock you sold when it 3x’d continues on its way to a 10x in a short window of time, like on the order of months, there is a paradigm shift in its liquidity. In a squeeze, there is a shortage of supply, but those episodes are faster and less mysterious. In the opening example, it’s not a supply squeeze but reluctance.

With the “naturals” long taken out of the stock, the marginal liquidity provider on the offer is an atheist. In other words, a trader. They have no religion about the short. It’s an HFT, a market maker trading some low-capacity intraday basis they discovered in a linear regression, or some passive mechanism with a rebalance toggle.

What do these sellers have in common?

They’re hyper-tuned to the risk. They have a volatility number somewhere in their trade lifecycle.

Fine, who’s buying when the stock is now twice the price that itself was twice the price of anything sensible?

For starters, the original fanatic, especially if they are receiving inflows based on the marks they are reinforcing. Who else is buying? The momos and fomos. Weak hands. The momos are executing a simple bandwagon python script. This is a weak hand by design. The fomo weak hands come in 2 forms. The ones who haven’t had an original thought in their life and the ones chasing a benchmark because they devoted their life to mimicry with just enough leeway to preserve the illusion that their creativity matters. There’s a price for everything, so no shade, but calling a spade a spade, this is the weakest hand.

The stock is in a liminal zone. Levitating on the echo flows from the original disturbance. The stock market’s microstructure always presents a wash of back-and-forth trading. The withdrawal of real liquidity is less visible than the example in the opening sequence, which caricatures a market in a derivative or obscure contract that trades on Clearport by appointment but lacks a DOM. But make no mistake, the liquidity of the super stock is broken just like the fake derivative example.

The liminal zone, to quote Kindergarten Cop, “lacks discipline”. The sellers are atheists, the buyers are momos, fomos, and the original mover gathering flows, literally “high on his own supply”, with a mandate to trade on a thesis he publicly telegraphed in an adversarial game. The marketing effect of this strategy was powerful but not free. Why not? Because it rings the dinner bell which reverberates with the sound of inevitability.

Mordecai

When I graduated college in 2000, my mother took my sis and me to visit our family in Sydney and travel Australia for 3 weeks. In Darwin, we took one of those boat tours on the Adelaide River where they hang massive slabs of meat over the sides so us tourists can watch the crocs coil below and then leap high for their meals. Once you get on the river, the swarm of eyes comes out of the weeds as the sound of the motor signifies meal time. I’ll never forget the sheer size and thus the name of the croc they told us was the river’s alpha — Mordecai.

Leo’s wild success summoned Mordecai.

Crocs don’t need to chase. They don’t waste energy. The strike happens in a muddy thrash, and shortly after, the ripples of water slow as the trees and surrounding fauna relax in the wake of violent awe.

And even if the alpha crocs turns over, replaced by a new alpha, this species lives forever.

If I can prove how apt this analogy is, you will believe, like I do, that this liquidation was inevitable.

If you’ve been following this saga, you will notice I haven’t yet introduced the true culprit — Leverage + Concentration. The crocs aren’t the villains. In the words of Jack White, “if you’re headed to the grave you don’t blame the hearse”.

The moment Leo chose 4x leverage on a concentrated book, he splashed loudly into the river. From there, crocs just do what they do.

Byrne Hobart, in the Diff:

When there’s an economic actor whose day job is to identify forces that will lead to short-term flows in and out of particular stocks, and whose long-term model is to periodically pounce on distressed companies, these models will tend to converge into a model where they trade in advance of the blowup, and then exit and reverse that trade in the rescue.

The economic actor Byrne is referring to specifically is Ken Griffin’s Citadel, but generally, it is the dealer. The primary function of a dealer in any market, whether it’s securities, art, cars, or even being a link in a supply chain, is to price liquidity and manage inventory. SALP’s performance was a confession of Leverage + Concentration. Crank the virtuous loop of momentum and flows into thin liquidity, and those dead eyes surface for a look. If understanding liquidity was easy, then market-making would be less profitable. It simply would not be as valuable a service. So we can forgive Leopold for not realizing his gross market value was in shallower waters than he thought.

Market-making is a psychological grind. Again, go to the story from the open. You get paid $10 to flip million-dollar coins, and every now and then you find out you’re on the wrong side of a rigged coin. But even rarer than getting picked off is the chance to feast on fat prey. Now, to be fat, they must have been doing something right, but the weight makes it harder to maneuver than it used to be, and in Leo’s case, “used to be” was quite recent. It only takes a moment of indiscretion to show your belly. Markets are unforgiving because you’re only as sturdy as your worst mistake.

The crocs are always there. Griffin was also there to buy Amaranth out of their positions. Citadel has been in nat gas since the Centaurus era, and with John Arnold retired, Citadel has been an alpha croc in gas trading for well over a decade. If you search my writing, you’ll see a recurring theme of “what equity traders can learn from commodity futures markets”. Futures are zero-sum, so not all the lessons apply, but the ruthlessness will let you borrow a healthy amount of paranoia.

This is @LepoulpePoulpo:

So this was the view I always had wrt equities before
Vs commodities where a lot of shady stuff happens all the time but everyone knows about these games

On the other hand, I’m really less sure now. “It wasn’t certain how close SALP were to a margin call. Wasn’t certain they would have to liquidate in a block” -> I think if you had an idea of their leverage, and saw the price action on all his names, significantly worse than other semis, you could anticipate he would be close to force unwind/liquidate and try to squeeze him.

I admit I don’t know any equities trading team where people would do this kind of thing, but it happens often in commodities.

The word liquidity is a reminder that this is a biological system. Leo priced his trade as if the distribution were exogenous. He would never admit that, but his actions suggest his understanding was purely academic.

Byrne Hobart again:

AI people obsess about existential risk in theory and Leopold has publicly spoken about being aware of it, from a financial standpoint, in practice. But if you want someone who really feels existential risk in their bones, you’re better off talking to a hedge fund manager in Miami.

A mental model for the commodity market I’ve at times lamented and at times celebrated is that for the most part it’s a boring business of blocking and tackling. But now and then a well-capitalized outsider hops Chesterton’s Fence to see if he can force the market to cry uncle. If they’re especially crafty, it can work for a while. You can always beat a dealer on the way in. But you need liquidity to get out and now you don’t have the element of surprise on your side. Eventually, the old illuminati of the business lock arms to go on a hunting expedition. We used to call this “running them in”. If you are forced to cover, there’s little risk to me to bid ahead of you. (That’s not to say the “clean up” isn’t competitive. This is a good thread.)

When the Hunt Brothers cornered silver, the exchange eventually disallowed opening buy orders and raised margin requirements, depleting all the fuel. The exchange used to be owned by traders. They were literally called “members”. You can imagine their position at the top.

The sound of inevitability

In Jurassic Park, Michael Crichton folded an introduction to the field of complexity into the story. The park’s creators’ overconfidence in linear scientific thinking led to disaster. Complexity focuses on chaotic systems like weather (the proverbial butterfly flaps its wings and causes a hurricane across the globe) where models resist equations. There’s a greater emphasis on simulation and higher-order effects. A popular analogy from complexity science is the sandpile. Eventually the sandpile collapses but nobody would say the nth grain of sand causes the avalanche. It simply reveals that the pile angle had become unstable.

When observers consider the timeline (SALP’s peak was likely in late June) they are trying to label the nth grain. Fully embracing the butterfly, here’s my list:

  • the SpaceX IPO
  • the World Cup
  • the uptick in long-term yields
  • box spread rates reflecting funding costs rising as demand for leverage increased, with those costs passed straight through to levered ETFs
  • a slowing trend increasing chop, which increases drag in levered ETFs, which wears down the momos’ patience faster
  • the Knicks winning
  • Kris visits Rome for the first time

Inevitability means none of these matter.

So why was a liquidation inevitable? Why was at least one croc guaranteed a meal?

I already said it. It’s for the same reason LTCM, Hwang, Alameda, and Brian Hunter remain cautionary tales:

Leverage + Concentration.

But what’s so lethal about this combination? Why must it lead to liquidation?

Stated as plainly as possible:

As soon as you assert leverage, you are saying not only am I right, I’m right on timing AND path.

It’s a continuous time parlay. Even if he is right on the destination within the time frame of his choosing he can’t tolerate a large drawdown in the interim.

There’s just no give in the math.

Here’s quant Richard Craib:

But the outcome was never about being right or wrong on AI. At ~150% vol, variance drag alone is ~113%/yr, and risk of ruin is roughly a coin flip over the fund’s life. A child can do the math on a napkin (Claude did it for me: “ruin wasn’t unlikely, it was roughly even money”).

Volatility that high pierces every other fact about a portfolio: the thesis, the timing, the talent. The initial success and the margin call are draws from the same distribution.

And this isn’t really conditioning on the reality that a market’s price discovery function means they will push to a clearing price on a faster schedule than your lender would like. If you didn’t have a lender, this is not a concern!

Martin Shkreli had great coverage on the SALP story on TBPN. But thrown in at the end of the interview is this terrific section:

Kelly famously came up with what is now called the Kelly Criterion. It started as a gambling concept before becoming a finance concept, and it mathematically proves the optimal bet size. The formula is your edge minus the reciprocal of the odds. So, if you have a 55% edge, your optimal bet size is about 10%.

Even that is quite volatile for most people, which is why many investors use half-Kelly or quarter-Kelly sizing. The reality is that most traders don’t actually have an edge, yet they trade as if they have a four- or five-times Kelly edge.

That might sound like they’re simply taking a lot of risk, but if you run the simulation, you’ll go to zero almost every time. The simulator is a really powerful tool because it shows that even if you had a 60/40 edge on every trade—which nobody has in the stock market—you’ll still go bust if you overbet.

That’s a real eye-opener. Position sizing matters just as much as having an edge. It’s something I had to learn the hard way over many years: I was almost always overbetting. I think most hedge funds do it to some extent, and certainly most retail investors do. Very few people actually simulate their portfolios to understand what the appropriate position sizing should be.

After I left the Tiger Cub fund where I worked, I spent a short time in the office of a former SAC Capital (now Point72) portfolio manager. He was one of the best managers I’d ever seen—a quiet guy that almost nobody has heard of, now retired. I had the chance to watch him for a few months before launching my own hedge fund, where I proceeded to do the exact opposite and massively overbet everything.

I group LTCM in with other victims of the Leverage + Concentration poison. As a quant fund, their business was actually to lever diversified edges. But once the correlations of their positions converged, their cocktail was spiked with mathematical Concentration. On the surface, you might say what does a position in corn have to do with Treasury basis, but when a single commingled fund cross-collateralizes its leverage, then their size in the market imports a temporary synchronization of price returns.

Elm Wealth’s Victor Haghani has done a public good by commuting his pain as LTCM partner to teaching the necessity of sound bet sizing. His famous coin-flipping studies show how econ and finance professionals manage to continuously blow up 60/40 advantages by betting far more than what Kelly prescribes.

It gets better. In Fortune’s Formula, I learned that someone betting the prescribed Kelly fraction of their bankroll (which btw implies they have an edge in the first place) has a 50% chance of experiencing a 50% drawdown and a 1/3 chance of experiencing a 50% drawdown before doubling up. In other words, the Kelly fraction is not even conservative. Many traders and gamblers I know will max their betting at half-Kelly.

[The book points out that halving your Kelly fraction will cut your drawdown risk in half but your return only by a quarter so even though your long-term wealth compounds more slowly, the risk-reward is better. That fact alone tells you that the scaling law is extremely punitive if you overbet at all nevermind overbet at the rate Leo was.]

Why Leo, why?

I’m not attacking Leo. I mean he’s very rich, and a bona fide genius. But if the goal is to learn from what we see, I can’t shy from documenting the mistakes despite the optics of seemingly picking on someone half my age.

[His defenders are quick to point out that he’s still up 80% for the year, but all this does is highlight the thin line between zero and hero. We overfit narratives with a comfort that is comically out of tune with what is warranted by circumstance. If Leo loses an extra 25%, an utter blip given his vol, at 4x leverage his investors are zeroed. He made a great call to liquidate, but the presence of liquidity to do so is never a given. In the final hours of a deeply fragile situation, every routine event, hell a Trump tweet, has butterfly potential. Putting yourself in a situation where there is no margin for error is itself a mistake. Leo’s future will revise and buff down the pointy edges of the story’s path dependence, but honesty demands acknowledging that no matter what he becomes, today he is neither lion nor lamb but liquidation was inevitable. He is a man alternating as we do between grace and folly, with neither ever being our full legacy.]

Let’s proceed.

Structure Mistakes

Matt Levine:

If you are all-in on this thesis, you might be more than all-in on this thesis. You won’t put 100% of your money (and your investors’ money) into the AI boom. You’ll put, like, 300% of your money into the AI boom. You’ll borrow money to lever up your bets on the AI boom. As your AI stocks go up, you’ll borrow more to buy more. Getting a 200% return on your money by buying SK Hynix stock is great, but getting a 1,000% return on your money requires borrowing more money to buy more stock. This is a naturally long-term trade. Aschenbrenner’s famous June 2024 essay series is titled “Situational Awareness: The Decade Ahead.” The point is not, like, “SK Hynix will beat earnings expectations next quarter”; the point is stuff like “by the end of the decade, we are headed to $1T+ individual training clusters, requiring power equivalent to >20% of US electricity production.”

You have a vision of the future and want to make a fortune; you need to match your funding to the duration it will take to see the thesis play out. The use of recourse leverage, subject to daily revaluation, is wholly inconsistent with the horizon.

He must know this.

That’s why companies issue equity. They don’t want to worry about the next loan payment. The duration of the financing and vision are aligned. A business that cannot fund ops from cash flows is depleting capital and will need to issue more equity. In that sense, its leverage is not reevaluated every day its beholden to investor appetites at discrete points when it refinances. Meanwhile, a self-sustaining profit machine is more like permanent capital. If it doesn’t like investor bids, it can create its own liquidity by buying itself back.

There was a failure in appreciating structure. The vehicle you use to express a vision is no less important than the vision itself. Founders Fund is Peter Thiel’s GOAT-level investing vehicle, which uses locked-up capital to invest in private companies. Meanwhile, Clarium, his hedge fund that invested in public markets, lost 90% and closed in the wake of the GFC. That a hyper-opinionated genius could succeed and fail so loudly in seemingly similar tasks should alert you to the nature of edge, its prerequisites, and limitations with respect to how you express it.

Hubris?

The most famous Leopold I knew of before Aschenbrenner was another genius.

Nathan Leopold.

In bullet form:

  • First words at four months and three weeks
  • Studied fifteen languages, claimed five fluently.
  • Graduated in his teens Phi Beta Kappa at Chicago, headed for Harvard Law.
  • A nationally recognized ornithologist at nineteen

Enamored with Nietzsche’s Übermensch (“supermen”) as transcendent individuals with superior intellect, Leopold wrote to his a precocious friend Loeb, that such a man is “exempted from the ordinary laws which govern men.”

They conspired to get away with the perfect murder as proof and tribute to their superiority. They spent 7 months planning the abduction, disposal, and even a ransom demand purely as misdirection.

All this only to be caught by eyeglasses dropped near the body. While the glasses had an ordinary prescription and an ordinary frame, they featured an unusual hinge sold to three customers in Chicago. One was Leopold.

Kelly math would have been trivial to Aschenbrenner by the time he was 10. He probably would have used the word “trivial”.

Ed Thorp, another genius, was able to connect the dots from John Kelly’s equation to its use in investing, effectively inventing the world’s first quant fund (which incidentally seeded Ken Griffin when Thorp shut down and gave Ken all his documents since he saw Ken knew what to do with it all). But I’m increasingly of the mind that Thorp’s genius also included suppressing his own ego enough to take Kelly seriously. It’s an intersection of classical genius and wisdom which itself needn’t be so rare. It’s neither here nor there, but I think the public recognizes that the type of genius we are getting out of Silicon Valley is far narrower than the Thorpian variety.

[Related: The connection and friendship between Thorp and Buffett, whose approach to investing was vastly different, was one of the audience’s favorite parts of the talk I gave at Arbor].

Back to Shkreli referring to a trader he once worked with:

What amazed me was that he managed roughly $300–400 million of his own capital but almost never used it. Eighty to ninety percent of the portfolio was simply cash. He would make these tiny trades—little nibbles—and over more than 20 years, I don’t think he ever had a down quarter. He generated 20–30% annual returns while barely putting capital at risk.

It was an incredible lesson. Then, of course, the moment I got the opportunity to manage capital myself, I was running eight times leverage. Looking back, it was one of the dumbest things I could have done. You live and you learn.

Apparently, you can’t learn risk management. You can only live it. Allocators take note.

The allocator’s mistake

Speaking of allocators…why do they keep falling for this grand thesis routine?

I mean, what makes us human, right?

We love stories. We need stories. We want to see athletes fly. We want the impossible dream. We love that truth is stranger than fiction, after all, fiction is restrained by its need to make sense.

The optimism required to back the impossible is the same optimism required to attempt the impossible. Leopold’s investors were not teachers’ pensions and bean counters. It was his singularity-pilled entrepreneur brethren.

Even if he zeroed the damage would be contained to those who can afford it, so my view is no harm, no foul.

Just to share a personal thought.

I’m deeply uninterested in whiz kids that are too cool for the mundane. I strayed from this once and was burned by giving money to some hotshot who I have no doubt is a genius. It wasn’t a fraud or blowup. Hell, it’s still operating as a respectable, institutionally-approved fund. It’s just expensive mediocrity. If I wanted that, I could find some value fogies quoting Cicero.

I went against my better judgement.

Where is the repurposed crusty trader who’s been turned upside down a few times but never had a losing year, even if sometimes it’s a T-bill? I don’t need him originating the ideas, but I need him to call you an idiot and ask hard questions because he’s just as dubious of smart kids as he is of the government. When you use all your brilliance to dress a pump-and-dump in new tech and memes, he reminds you the tail you’re selling is tied to a statute of limitations, and anything like that is a non-starter.

Gimme the corny words. A warden of capital. A trustee. A fiduciary. At least they have a chance of not being a grift. I still need to figure out if they’re made of what I want at the point of sale and for monitoring the books. Steady hands. Paranoid. Path-aware. Fat Tony. If it leads with sexy, get me outta here.

I want the C in CAGR because I want to minimize drag.

I want the C in curmudgeon because you’ve heard the line:

There are old pilots and bold pilots, but no old, bold pilots.

We have been in a regime where many of the people who can raise money have built returns and stories in a boom environment, but those environments paper over bad habits, which increases the allocator’s adverse selection risk.

If you’re giving someone money for the long run, you want a battle-tested framework honed by the drudgery of risk monitoring, outtrades, system outages, and the paranoia from the memory of a hardcoded number in a spreadsheet getting you picked off.

Nobody is bigger than the market

A lesson we learn again and again, is that nobody is bigger than the market. Not even the crocs. They survive because they respect it. They’ve seen so much in the course of both providing liquidity and also occasionally taking it to manage risk, that they can have no other relationship to it other than respect.

That means keeping concentration away from leverage. There’s no price worth giving up control of your fate.

There seems to be something deep about risk management that eludes genius alone.

  • Leopold couldn’t have been ignorant of betting math.
  • Leopold should have been able to understand structure.
  • Leopold knew growth would require getting thesis, path, and timing right.

I’m left to conclude that the ancient root of most major errors is at hand. Hubris.

I’m even more confident in this because history tells us that being smart doesn’t inoculate you from hubris and, as the murdering Leopold story suggests, can actively fuel it. But since I have never spent a day being a genius, any more than I jump like Jordan or sing like Sinatra, my sense of limitation leaves me unable to empathize with Leopold’s blind spot.

This is a point of encouragement to everyone.

When you are limited, you seek approaches in light of your limitations, which explains the reality we seek all around us. That the quality of our decisions which determines flourishing has no relationship with excessive intelligence.

Since investing and managing money is a decision overlay that sits on top of research and analysis functions, the manager’s efficacy is rate-limited not by brains but by wisdom.

We should be a bit more obsessed with where wisdom comes from than continue to fall for dazzling minds.

If there’s a bit of poetry in this episode, it’s that Leopold’s only out was a singularity bigger than the market’s boring old constructs like liquidity and collateral. Maybe he could have gotten there. And he still has a chance. His mistake was turning it into a race with the crocs.

If you don’t mix Leverage + Concentration, you never have to get in the water.


 

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Leo might be Neo. The One. Because the fund is still standing. Given the leverage, they only needed to lose a fraction of its vol to be zeroed. If he emerges as a great fund manager, it’ll be a story for the investing ages. This episode goes a bit more into the brutal inevitability of the math.


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the sound of inevitability

The market is 12-15.

12 bid. 15 offer.

The broker sizes up the offer.

“How many you got there? How about you? And you?”

A couple of the market makers get flakey once they see him counting.

“You know what, I’m 17 now.”

“Fine, but can you fill the size there?”

“This second, no more shopping.”

“Mine.”

A few minutes pass.

The broker comes back around. “How now?”

“Go fuck yourself. 20-40. Small.”

And that’s it.

It’s a liquidity-clearing trade. The market’s version of punctuated equilibrium.

Small lot sizes from here on out.

The price drifts higher over time. The same amount of volume moves the price by larger increments. The least-capitalized shorts who are also the smallest in the trade begrudgingly cover. Better to live another day. The larger ones lay off some of the headline greeks in related assets, but the basis leaks against them the whole way. At least it’s not a fresh flesh wound every day. Paper cuts aren’t mortal risks, but the job will be demoralizing for a while. We’re gonna do this again? Why don’t I learn? I’ve done well enough. Right? I don’t need this shit I say as I fire up loopnet on yet another chrome tab hoping to find a cap rate in the shape of an eternal palm tree.

Weeks pass. Maybe longer. Who’s counting?

You see the price. 63. Numb. Doesn’t mean anything anymore. You can’t taunt a ghost.

More time.

Wait, 56?

“Anybody doing anything in this?”

“Nah, maybe just recent sympathy with hawkish Fed chatter.”

“You think this thing being up 300% has anything to do with basis points. C’mon.”

“Yea, I don’t know. I’m trying to book Odyssey tickets on IMAX for 3am, can we do this later.”

“Neverm—”

[Ringing. The hoot flashes.]

[Groans and picks up.]

“Sal, I thought I told you to cut the line. The fuck you want?”

“How is it today?”

“I don’t know, Saaaal, why don’t you tell me how it is?”

“At 45”.

“We’re 5 minutes from the close, I can’t show.”

“At 33. They’re gonna trade”.

“I’ll round you out just to be social.”

Next day.

How?

“15-25. Your move, Sal.”

Leo

Matt Levine:

[On the modern AI thesis] Aschenbrenner was early and smart and articulate about it. This allowed him to raise money, and the fact that it has been basically correct allowed him to return 270% through May.

Leopold Aschenbrenner’s fund, Situational Awareness LP (SALP) started in late 2024 when he was 23. He raised $225mm and, through the use of leverage and being right as hell, rode a legendary heater with assets at peak over $25B about a month ago.

His portfolio concentrated heavily on hardware and chip shares of CoreWeave, Nebius, Bloom Energy, Iris Energy, Micron and the Korean company SK Hynix, as well as a sizable private stake in Anthropic. Meanwhile, he was shorting traditional software companies. You only need to pull up the charts of his longs and shorts to explain how his returns had been so stellar.

Many of his longs peaked in late June. On July 24th, he sent a memo to investors stating that the fund “has not been immune” to recent market volatility. He invited existing investors to commit fresh capital effective Aug 1, citing the most attractive opportunity set since early 2025.

Within the week, SALP would proceed to lose 2/3 of its assets and liquidate its public portfolio to Citadel.

Back to the pit

Trading is about pricing liquidity. Handicapping the price to move a chunk of risk in a particular period of time.

Leopold was very right on his security selection. So right that even net of the liquidation, the fund is still up 80% on the year! That’s got to be unprecedented. But being liquidated in the first place was inevitable.

Let’s go back to the stylized story from the opening.

When an asset rips higher as quickly as these longs did, it exhausts the supply of offers that maintain a sensible relationship to a concept of fair value. For the sake of legibility, we’ll call those sellers the natural investors. The ones whose bids and offers are tied to some semblance of a fundamental model.

If a stock you sold when it 3x’d continues on its way to a 10x in a short window of time, like on the order of months, there is a paradigm shift in its liquidity. In a squeeze, there is a shortage of supply, but those episodes are faster and less mysterious. In the opening example, it’s not a supply squeeze but reluctance.

With the “naturals” long taken out of the stock, the marginal liquidity provider on the offer is an atheist. In other words, a trader. They have no religion about the short. It’s an HFT, a market maker trading some low-capacity intraday basis they discovered in a linear regression, or some passive mechanism with a rebalance toggle.

What do these sellers have in common?

They’re hyper-tuned to the risk. They have a volatility number somewhere in their trade lifecycle.

Fine, who’s buying when the stock is now twice the price that itself was twice the price of anything sensible?

For starters, the original fanatic, especially if they are receiving inflows based on the marks they are reinforcing. Who else is buying? The momos and fomos. Weak hands. The momos are executing a simple bandwagon python script. This is a weak hand by design. The fomo weak hands come in 2 forms. The ones who haven’t had an original thought in their life and the ones chasing a benchmark because they devoted their life to mimicry with just enough leeway to preserve the illusion that their creativity matters. There’s a price for everything, so no shade, but calling a spade a spade, this is the weakest hand.

The stock is in a liminal zone. Levitating on the echo flows from the original disturbance. The stock market’s microstructure always presents a wash of back-and-forth trading. The withdrawal of real liquidity is less visible than the example in the opening sequence, which caricatures a market in a derivative or obscure contract that trades on Clearport by appointment but lacks a DOM. But make no mistake, the liquidity of the super stock is broken just like the fake derivative example.

The liminal zone, to quote Kindergarten Cop, “lacks discipline”. The sellers are atheists, the buyers are momos, fomos, and the original mover gathering flows, literally “high on his own supply”, with a mandate to trade on a thesis he publicly telegraphed in an adversarial game. The marketing effect of this strategy was powerful but not free. Why not? Because it rings the dinner bell which reverberates with the sound of inevitability.

Mordecai

When I graduated college in 2000, my mother took my sis and me to visit our family in Sydney and travel Australia for 3 weeks. In Darwin, we took one of those boat tours on the Adelaide River where they hang massive slabs of meat over the sides so us tourists can watch the crocs coil below and then leap high for their meals. Once you get on the river, the swarm of eyes comes out of the weeds as the sound of the motor signifies meal time. I’ll never forget the sheer size and thus the name of the croc they told us was the river’s alpha — Mordecai.

Leo’s wild success summoned Mordecai.

Crocs don’t need to chase. They don’t waste energy. The strike happens in a muddy thrash, and shortly after, the ripples of water slow as the trees and surrounding fauna relax in the wake of violent awe.

And even if the alpha crocs turns over, replaced by a new alpha, this species lives forever.

If I can prove how apt this analogy is, you will believe, like I do, that this liquidation was inevitable.

If you’ve been following this saga, you will notice I haven’t yet introduced the true culprit — Leverage + Concentration. The crocs aren’t the villains. In the words of Jack White, “if you’re headed to the grave you don’t blame the hearse”.

The moment Leo chose 4x leverage on a concentrated book, he splashed loudly into the river. From there, crocs just do what they do.

Byrne Hobart, in the Diff:

When there’s an economic actor whose day job is to identify forces that will lead to short-term flows in and out of particular stocks, and whose long-term model is to periodically pounce on distressed companies, these models will tend to converge into a model where they trade in advance of the blowup, and then exit and reverse that trade in the rescue.

The economic actor Byrne is referring to specifically is Ken Griffin’s Citadel, but generally, it is the dealer. The primary function of a dealer in any market, whether it’s securities, art, cars, or even being a link in a supply chain, is to price liquidity and manage inventory. SALP’s performance was a confession of Leverage + Concentration. Crank the virtuous loop of momentum and flows into thin liquidity, and those dead eyes surface for a look. If understanding liquidity was easy, then market-making would be less profitable. It simply would not be as valuable a service. So we can forgive Leopold for not realizing his gross market value was in shallower waters than he thought.

Market-making is a psychological grind. Again, go to the story from the open. You get paid $10 to flip million-dollar coins, and every now and then you find out you’re on the wrong side of a rigged coin. But even rarer than getting picked off is the chance to feast on fat prey. Now, to be fat, they must have been doing something right, but the weight makes it harder to maneuver than it used to be, and in Leo’s case, “used to be” was quite recent. It only takes a moment of indiscretion to show your belly. Markets are unforgiving because you’re only as sturdy as your worst mistake.

The crocs are always there. Griffin was also there to buy Amaranth out of their positions. Citadel has been in nat gas since the Centaurus era, and with John Arnold retired, Citadel has been an alpha croc in gas trading for well over a decade. If you search my writing, you’ll see a recurring theme of “what equity traders can learn from commodity futures markets”. Futures are zero-sum, so not all the lessons apply, but the ruthlessness will let you borrow a healthy amount of paranoia.

This is @LepoulpePoulpo:

So this was the view I always had wrt equities before
Vs commodities where a lot of shady stuff happens all the time but everyone knows about these games

On the other hand, I’m really less sure now. “It wasn’t certain how close SALP were to a margin call. Wasn’t certain they would have to liquidate in a block” -> I think if you had an idea of their leverage, and saw the price action on all his names, significantly worse than other semis, you could anticipate he would be close to force unwind/liquidate and try to squeeze him.

I admit I don’t know any equities trading team where people would do this kind of thing, but it happens often in commodities.

The word liquidity is a reminder that this is a biological system. Leo priced his trade as if the distribution were exogenous. He would never admit that, but his actions suggest his understanding was purely academic.

Byrne Hobart again:

AI people obsess about existential risk in theory and Leopold has publicly spoken about being aware of it, from a financial standpoint, in practice. But if you want someone who really feels existential risk in their bones, you’re better off talking to a hedge fund manager in Miami.

A mental model for the commodity market I’ve at times lamented and at times celebrated is that for the most part it’s a boring business of blocking and tackling. But now and then a well-capitalized outsider hops Chesterton’s Fence to see if he can force the market to cry uncle. If they’re especially crafty, it can work for a while. You can always beat a dealer on the way in. But you need liquidity to get out and now you don’t have the element of surprise on your side. Eventually, the old illuminati of the business lock arms to go on a hunting expedition. We used to call this “running them in”. If you are forced to cover, there’s little risk to me to bid ahead of you. (That’s not to say the “clean up” isn’t competitive. This is a good thread.)

When the Hunt Brothers cornered silver, the exchange eventually disallowed opening buy orders and raised margin requirements, depleting all the fuel. The exchange used to be owned by traders. They were literally called “members”. You can imagine their position at the top.

The sound of inevitability

In Jurassic Park, Michael Crichton folded an introduction to the field of complexity into the story. The park’s creators’ overconfidence in linear scientific thinking led to disaster. Complexity focuses on chaotic systems like weather (the proverbial butterfly flaps its wings and causes a hurricane across the globe) where models resist equations. There’s a greater emphasis on simulation and higher-order effects. A popular analogy from complexity science is the sandpile. Eventually the sandpile collapses but nobody would say the nth grain of sand causes the avalanche. It simply reveals that the pile angle had become unstable.

When observers consider the timeline (SALP’s peak was likely in late June) they are trying to label the nth grain. Fully embracing the butterfly, here’s my list:

  • the SpaceX IPO
  • the World Cup
  • the uptick in long-term yields
  • box spread rates reflecting funding costs rising as demand for leverage increased, with those costs passed straight through to levered ETFs
  • a slowing trend increasing chop, which increases drag in levered ETFs, which wears down the momos’ patience faster
  • the Knicks winning
  • Kris visits Rome for the first time

Inevitability means none of these matter.

So why was a liquidation inevitable? Why was at least one croc guaranteed a meal?

I already said it. It’s for the same reason LTCM, Hwang, Alameda, and Brian Hunter remain cautionary tales:

Leverage + Concentration.

But what’s so lethal about this combination? Why must it lead to liquidation?

Stated as plainly as possible:

As soon as you assert leverage, you are saying not only am I right, I’m right on timing AND path.

It’s a continuous time parlay. Even if he is right on the destination within the time frame of his choosing he can’t tolerate a large drawdown in the interim.

There’s just no give in the math.

Here’s quant Richard Craib:

But the outcome was never about being right or wrong on AI. At ~150% vol, variance drag alone is ~113%/yr, and risk of ruin is roughly a coin flip over the fund’s life. A child can do the math on a napkin (Claude did it for me: “ruin wasn’t unlikely, it was roughly even money”).

Volatility that high pierces every other fact about a portfolio: the thesis, the timing, the talent. The initial success and the margin call are draws from the same distribution.

And this isn’t really conditioning on the reality that a market’s price discovery function means they will push to a clearing price on a faster schedule than your lender would like. If you didn’t have a lender, this is not a concern!

Martin Shkreli had great coverage on the SALP story on TBPN. But thrown in at the end of the interview is this terrific section:

Kelly famously came up with what is now called the Kelly Criterion. It started as a gambling concept before becoming a finance concept, and it mathematically proves the optimal bet size. The formula is your edge minus the reciprocal of the odds. So, if you have a 55% edge, your optimal bet size is about 10%.

Even that is quite volatile for most people, which is why many investors use half-Kelly or quarter-Kelly sizing. The reality is that most traders don’t actually have an edge, yet they trade as if they have a four- or five-times Kelly edge.

That might sound like they’re simply taking a lot of risk, but if you run the simulation, you’ll go to zero almost every time. The simulator is a really powerful tool because it shows that even if you had a 60/40 edge on every trade—which nobody has in the stock market—you’ll still go bust if you overbet.

That’s a real eye-opener. Position sizing matters just as much as having an edge. It’s something I had to learn the hard way over many years: I was almost always overbetting. I think most hedge funds do it to some extent, and certainly most retail investors do. Very few people actually simulate their portfolios to understand what the appropriate position sizing should be.

After I left the Tiger Cub fund where I worked, I spent a short time in the office of a former SAC Capital (now Point72) portfolio manager. He was one of the best managers I’d ever seen—a quiet guy that almost nobody has heard of, now retired. I had the chance to watch him for a few months before launching my own hedge fund, where I proceeded to do the exact opposite and massively overbet everything.

I group LTCM in with other victims of the Leverage + Concentration poison. As a quant fund, their business was actually to lever diversified edges. But once the correlations of their positions converged, their cocktail was spiked with mathematical Concentration. On the surface, you might say what does a position in corn have to do with Treasury basis, but when a single commingled fund cross-collateralizes its leverage, then their size in the market imports a temporary synchronization of price returns.

Elm Wealth’s Victor Haghani has done a public good by commuting his pain as LTCM partner to teaching the necessity of sound bet sizing. His famous coin-flipping studies show how econ and finance professionals manage to continuously blow up 60/40 advantages by betting far more than what Kelly prescribes.

It gets better. In Fortune’s Formula, I learned that someone betting the prescribed Kelly fraction of their bankroll (which btw implies they have an edge in the first place) has a 50% chance of experiencing a 50% drawdown and a 1/3 chance of experiencing a 50% drawdown before doubling up. In other words, the Kelly fraction is not even conservative. Many traders and gamblers I know will max their betting at half-Kelly.

[The book points out that halving your Kelly fraction will cut your drawdown risk in half but your return only by a quarter so even though your long-term wealth compounds more slowly, the risk-reward is better. That fact alone tells you that the scaling law is extremely punitive if you overbet at all nevermind overbet at the rate Leo was.]

Why Leo, why?

I’m not attacking Leo. I mean he’s very rich, and a bona fide genius. But if the goal is to learn from what we see, I can’t shy from documenting the mistakes despite the optics of seemingly picking on someone half my age.

[His defenders are quick to point out that he’s still up 80% for the year, but all this does is highlight the thin line between zero and hero. We overfit narratives with a comfort that is comically out of tune with what is warranted by circumstance. If Leo loses an extra 25%, an utter blip given his vol, at 4x leverage his investors are zeroed. He made a great call to liquidate, but the presence of liquidity to do so is never a given. In the final hours of a deeply fragile situation, every routine event, hell a Trump tweet, has butterfly potential. Putting yourself in a situation where there is no margin for error is itself a mistake. Leo’s future will revise and buff down the pointy edges of the story’s path dependence, but honesty demands acknowledging that no matter what he becomes, today he is neither lion nor lamb but liquidation was inevitable. He is a man alternating as we do between grace and folly, with neither ever being our full legacy.]

Let’s proceed.

Structure Mistakes

Matt Levine:

If you are all-in on this thesis, you might be more than all-in on this thesis. You won’t put 100% of your money (and your investors’ money) into the AI boom. You’ll put, like, 300% of your money into the AI boom. You’ll borrow money to lever up your bets on the AI boom. As your AI stocks go up, you’ll borrow more to buy more. Getting a 200% return on your money by buying SK Hynix stock is great, but getting a 1,000% return on your money requires borrowing more money to buy more stock. This is a naturally long-term trade. Aschenbrenner’s famous June 2024 essay series is titled “Situational Awareness: The Decade Ahead.” The point is not, like, “SK Hynix will beat earnings expectations next quarter”; the point is stuff like “by the end of the decade, we are headed to $1T+ individual training clusters, requiring power equivalent to >20% of US electricity production.”

You have a vision of the future and want to make a fortune; you need to match your funding to the duration it will take to see the thesis play out. The use of recourse leverage, subject to daily revaluation, is wholly inconsistent with the horizon.

He must know this.

That’s why companies issue equity. They don’t want to worry about the next loan payment. The duration of the financing and vision are aligned. A business that cannot fund ops from cash flows is depleting capital and will need to issue more equity. In that sense, its leverage is not reevaluated every day its beholden to investor appetites at discrete points when it refinances. Meanwhile, a self-sustaining profit machine is more like permanent capital. If it doesn’t like investor bids, it can create its own liquidity by buying itself back.

There was a failure in appreciating structure. The vehicle you use to express a vision is no less important than the vision itself. Founders Fund is Peter Thiel’s GOAT-level investing vehicle, which uses locked-up capital to invest in private companies. Meanwhile, Clarium, his hedge fund that invested in public markets, lost 90% and closed in the wake of the GFC. That a hyper-opinionated genius could succeed and fail so loudly in seemingly similar tasks should alert you to the nature of edge, its prerequisites, and limitations with respect to how you express it.

Hubris?

The most famous Leopold I knew of before Aschenbrenner was another genius.

Nathan Leopold.

In bullet form:

  • First words at four months and three weeks
  • Studied fifteen languages, claimed five fluently.
  • Graduated in his teens Phi Beta Kappa at Chicago, headed for Harvard Law.
  • A nationally recognized ornithologist at nineteen

Enamored with Nietzsche’s Übermensch (“supermen”) as transcendent individuals with superior intellect, Leopold wrote to his a precocious friend Loeb, that such a man is “exempted from the ordinary laws which govern men.”

They conspired to get away with the perfect murder as proof and tribute to their superiority. They spent 7 months planning the abduction, disposal, and even a ransom demand purely as misdirection.

All this only to be caught by eyeglasses dropped near the body. While the glasses had an ordinary prescription and an ordinary frame, they featured an unusual hinge sold to three customers in Chicago. One was Leopold.

Kelly math would have been trivial to Aschenbrenner by the time he was 10. He probably would have used the word “trivial”.

Ed Thorp, another genius, was able to connect the dots from John Kelly’s equation to its use in investing, effectively inventing the world’s first quant fund (which incidentally seeded Ken Griffin when Thorp shut down and gave Ken all his documents since he saw Ken knew what to do with it all). But I’m increasingly of the mind that Thorp’s genius also included suppressing his own ego enough to take Kelly seriously. It’s an intersection of classical genius and wisdom which itself needn’t be so rare. It’s neither here nor there, but I think the public recognizes that the type of genius we are getting out of Silicon Valley is far narrower than the Thorpian variety.

[Related: The connection and friendship between Thorp and Buffett, whose approach to investing was vastly different, was one of the audience’s favorite parts of the talk I gave at Arbor].

Back to Shkreli referring to a trader he once worked with:

What amazed me was that he managed roughly $300–400 million of his own capital but almost never used it. Eighty to ninety percent of the portfolio was simply cash. He would make these tiny trades—little nibbles—and over more than 20 years, I don’t think he ever had a down quarter. He generated 20–30% annual returns while barely putting capital at risk.

It was an incredible lesson. Then, of course, the moment I got the opportunity to manage capital myself, I was running eight times leverage. Looking back, it was one of the dumbest things I could have done. You live and you learn.

Apparently, you can’t learn risk management. You can only live it. Allocators take note.

The allocator’s mistake

Speaking of allocators…why do they keep falling for this grand thesis routine?

I mean, what makes us human, right?

We love stories. We need stories. We want to see athletes fly. We want the impossible dream. We love that truth is stranger than fiction, after all, fiction is restrained by its need to make sense.

The optimism required to back the impossible is the same optimism required to attempt the impossible. Leopold’s investors were not teachers’ pensions and bean counters. It was his singularity-pilled entrepreneur brethren.

Even if he zeroed the damage would be contained to those who can afford it, so my view is no harm, no foul.

Just to share a personal thought.

I’m deeply uninterested in whiz kids that are too cool for the mundane. I strayed from this once and was burned by giving money to some hotshot who I have no doubt is a genius. It wasn’t a fraud or blowup. Hell, it’s still operating as a respectable, institutionally-approved fund. It’s just expensive mediocrity. If I wanted that, I could find some value fogies quoting Cicero.

I went against my better judgement.

Where is the repurposed crusty trader who’s been turned upside down a few times but never had a losing year, even if sometimes it’s a T-bill? I don’t need him originating the ideas, but I need him to call you an idiot and ask hard questions because he’s just as dubious of smart kids as he is of the government. When you use all your brilliance to dress a pump-and-dump in new tech and memes, he reminds you the tail you’re selling is tied to a statute of limitations, and anything like that is a non-starter.

Gimme the corny words. A warden of capital. A trustee. A fiduciary. At least they have a chance of not being a grift. I still need to figure out if they’re made of what I want at the point of sale and for monitoring the books. Steady hands. Paranoid. Path-aware. Fat Tony. If it leads with sexy, get me outta here.

I want the C in CAGR because I want to minimize drag.

I want the C in curmudgeon because you’ve heard the line:

There are old pilots and bold pilots, but no old, bold pilots.

We have been in a regime where many of the people who can raise money have built returns and stories in a boom environment, but those environments paper over bad habits, which increases the allocator’s adverse selection risk.

If you’re giving someone money for the long run, you want a battle-tested framework honed by the drudgery of risk monitoring, outtrades, system outages, and the paranoia from the memory of a hardcoded number in a spreadsheet getting you picked off.

Nobody is bigger than the market

A lesson we learn again and again, is that nobody is bigger than the market. Not even the crocs. They survive because they respect it. They’ve seen so much in the course of both providing liquidity and also occasionally taking it to manage risk, that they can have no other relationship to it other than respect.

That means keeping concentration away from leverage. There’s no price worth giving up control of your fate.

There seems to be something deep about risk management that eludes genius alone.

  • Leopold couldn’t have been ignorant of betting math.
  • Leopold should have been able to understand structure.
  • Leopold knew growth would require getting thesis, path, and timing right.

I’m left to conclude that the ancient root of most major errors is at hand. Hubris.

I’m even more confident in this because history tells us that being smart doesn’t inoculate you from hubris and, as the murdering Leopold story suggests, can actively fuel it. But since I have never spent a day being a genius, any more than I jump like Jordan or sing like Sinatra, my sense of limitation leaves me unable to empathize with Leopold’s blind spot.

This is a point of encouragement to everyone.

When you are limited, you seek approaches in light of your limitations, which explains the reality we seek all around us. That the quality of our decisions which determines flourishing has no relationship with excessive intelligence.

Since investing and managing money is a decision overlay that sits on top of research and analysis functions, the manager’s efficacy is rate-limited not by brains but by wisdom.

We should be a bit more obsessed with where wisdom comes from than continue to fall for dazzling minds.

If there’s a bit of poetry in this episode, it’s that Leopold’s only out was a singularity bigger than the market’s boring old constructs like liquidity and collateral. Maybe he could have gotten there. And he still has a chance. His mistake was turning it into a race with the crocs.

If you don’t mix Leverage + Concentration, you never have to get in the water.

A Christian pagan?

Friends,

This is the most viral tweet I’ve ever posted. By a full order of magnitude.

May you never have a tweet travel beyond your cozy circle, because it’s weird out there. Many people chiming in with variations of if this is the peak you have a sad life.

If so, the sadness is a distant second to taking tweets too seriously.

If the expectation is to be serious, let’s do this.

I do not think being 13 is the peak of life. I would never want to be a child. This scene is not about who they are. But it’s without a doubt a peak neurochemical moment. Pure presence. No past, no future. You can have those moments at any age. It’s that tv commercial with the old ladies. A sense of aliveness that an advanced age makes you appreciate even more because, frankly, they’re just more scarce.

Their abundance of those moments in childhood makes them no less valuable. Part of our impulse to preserve their innocence is the luxury of extending this window of abundance. We recognize the tragedy of a child forced to grow up too early. The period of being “default present” is stolen.

If you’re even sparingly online (ha ha, there’s zero of you in that camp substack reader), you know The Odyssey has spawned every kind of take. One that I think a lot about is the contrast between:

a) the pagan Greek point of view that Homer intended (at least from what I’ve read, I’m not a student of the classics). Odysseus relished victory, glory and being a trickster.

b) The Christian sensibility Nolan put on the story by infusing Odysseus with a modern conscience. Pangs of remorse and self-doubt that one might feel if they found moral provenance in The Ten Commandments.

Nietzsche thought Christianity espoused what he called a “slave morality”. He saw its emphasis on compassion, elevating the weak or oppressed as an inversion of natural law. Very Darwinian. Homeric even.

I find all of this fascinating in a “one day I’m going to read more philosophy and religion and metaphysics” kind of way, but the reaction to the photo above and Odyssey discourse was a real-time collision. Since I ain’t trying to deal with a self-reckoning just this moment (it’s never a good time to self-reckon, it’s more of something you do at the end of a plank because it’s the only thing left to do) I retreat into remembering that I’m at peace with my prickly incoherence.

I’m not particularly attached to the idea of afterlife. Maybe a grandkid will be the last person who ever speaks my name. So be it. To live for your time on Earth with no expectation of eternity is a Greek impulse. This is also echoed in The Rest of History podcast episode on Sparta.

[This isn’t to say legacy itself doesn’t matter. The ancients might want to live on in terrestrial song if there was no heaven, so glory was a means to secure immortality in the oral tradition.]

Fully lacking any God-fearing incentives, unleashed to indulge every libertine urge, and womp, friggin womp, my personal code is…the Golden Rule. As Christian as my last name’s literal translation (“servant of the Messiah”). Actually, my personal code is the zeroth commandment which pretty much rhymes with the Golden Rule.

So yeah, it’s entirely true that the peak experience of having a physical body is not the most important thing in life. But that doesn’t make it any less of a maximum in what it means to be human. Something about a 13-year-old not knowing how high that moment is makes it even more special to us observers jaded to the point of debating it.

20k people smashed a like button because they recognize the universal in their heart.

[Ok fine, 19k bots swept up in the turbulence of an algo that broke containment.]

I leave you with an extended quote by author Ursula LeGuinn on maturity and growing up (emphasis mine):

I believe that maturity is not an outgrowing, but a growing up: that an adult is not a dead child, but a child who survived. I believe that all the best faculties of a mature human being exist in the child, and that if these faculties are encouraged in youth they will act well and wisely in the adult, but if they are repressed and denied in the child they will stunt and cripple the adult personality. And finally, I believe that one of the most deeply human, and humane, of these faculties is the power of imagination: so that it is our pleasant duty, as librarians, or teachers, or parents, or writers, or simply as grown-ups, to encourage that faculty of imagination in our children, to encourage it to grow freely, to flourish like the green bay tree, by giving it the best, absolutely the best and purest, nourishment that it can absorb. And never, under any circumstances, to squelch it, or sneer at it, or imply that it is childish, or unmanly, or untrue.

For fantasy is true, of course. It isn’t factual, but it is true. Children know that. Adults know it, too, and that is precisely why many of them are afraid of fantasy. They know that its truth challenges, even threatens, all that is false, all that is phony, unnecessary, and trivial in the life they have let themselves be forced into living. They are afraid of dragons because they are afraid of freedom…

Our job in growing up is to become ourselves. We can’t do this if we feel the task is hopeless, nor if we’re led to think there isn’t any work to it. Growth will be stunted or perverted if a child is forced to despair or encouraged in false security, terrified or coddled. What we need to grow up is reality, the wholeness which exceeds human virtue and vice. We need knowledge; we need self-knowledge. We need to see ourselves and the shadows we cast. For we can face our own shadow; we can learn to control it and to be guided by it; so that when we grow into our strength and responsibility as adults in society, we will be less inclined, perhaps, either to give up in despair or to deny what we see, when we must face the evil that is done in the world, and the injustices and grief and suffering that we all must bear, and the final shadow at the end of all.

hedging is for gardeners

Let’s start with this YouTube/Podcast episode where Erik and I discuss hedging.

📺Delta Hedging Cost Benefit Analysis | The Options Trench

  • What hedging is: reducing or isolating risks you do not want, to maximize exposure to ones you intend to get paid on
  • The difference between direct hedges and correlated, indirect hedges with basis risk.
  • Why every hedge has a cost, including premiums, bid-ask spreads, commissions, slippage, and opportunity cost.
  • Why you will almost always have “ragrets”: if the hedge works, you wish you hedged more; if it does not, you regret paying for it.
  • How protective puts, put spreads, collars, and covered calls change risk and cost.
  • The tradeoff between cheaper short-dated protection and more expensive long-dated protection.
  • How rising stock prices can make an old put hedge less effective by increasing your unprotected “deductible.”
  • Two ways to manage hedges: rebalance on a fixed schedule or act when risk crosses a predetermined band.
  • How hedges can preserve capital and buying power during market stress, when the best opportunities may appear.
  • An introduction to delta hedging, active delta management, gamma scalping, and how these concepts apply to options strategies.

I noticed this tweet a few weeks ago and it reminded me an example of my training days back in my AMEX days with SIG.

You had full discretion to delta hedge against the option orders you’d do. But as you learn in the podcast, hedging is a cost. You don’t want to hedge if the risk is tolerable. “Hedging is for gardeners.”

SIG had a big balance sheet and very tolerant of letting deltas ride so the bias to hedge was to hedge only if you thought the option order was “smart”. For example, if a cust has a pattern of selling puts right before the stock price rips higher, you want to hedge aggressively when you buy the puts. In fact, you might want to “overhedge.” Instead of buying the amount of shares prescribed by the delta you hedge “1-to-1” or “1 up” meaning you buy 100 deltas worth, effectively turning the put into synthetic calls.

Fast forward to 2026:

This is conceptually similar to our point above about how rising stock prices can make an old put hedge less effective by increasing your unprotected “deductible.” You need to roll the position if your exposure strays sufficiently far from the one you intend to have on. In this case, jbulltard who wants to be short puts wants to be shorter more substantial puts than the 60 strike so he “rolled up” either to re-strike his delta or vol position (or both).

In training, we discussed a scenario which the tweet reminded me of, but in the opposite direction. The question posed by an instructor was:

Imagine a customer coming in to roll his or her put down. They will need to sell a put spread as they close the higher strike and buy the lower one. If you are a market-maker providing liquidity to the seller by buying the put spread to hedge, you buy the stock.

Hold it right there.

If this customer is taking a profit by selling the higher strike put and opening a long position in the lower strike, they are actually still bearish. This customer that has been correct is not covering their short. Technically, they are less short than they were before rolling, but the roll is to get more option firepower in the next leg down. Think of the intent.

As a market-maker, you don’t want to hedge when you buy this put spread. The customer has given you the position you want. You’re short deltas, betting on the same side as the smart customer!

The option flow service above seems like it correctly identified that the trade was a put spread, but it presented the trade as someone buying the put spread. Technically, someone did buy it since there’s a buyer and seller on every trade, but the presumption when you say someone bought the spread is that a customer or “paper” bought the spread, not the market-maker.

Slop/Counterslop

As of 7/21, Substack has a Pangram integration to scan for how much of a post is written by AI.

You can use it on the web from the Substack inbox. Click on a post, hit the 3 dots:

And voila:

Well done David.

Pangram is capable of false positives, but I ran it on both posts I published this week and it was accurate. One was 100% human and one it said 20% AI and 8% AI-assisted which sounds about right (my Thursday post included synopsis bullet points from my Scale notes).

I subscribe to 140 substacks. I don’t miss a word of about 5% of them. Another 10% there’s a decent chance I’ll read, and then there’s a steep falloff. Many of these emails have instrumental value that is going unmined.

[I should probably unsubscribe to the ones I ignore, but I’m not an inbox zero guy. Gmail search is solid and with the Claude-Gmail connector being an email bloodhound, organizing mail is a waste of time.]

I have scheduled jobs that “read” every distribution I’m on. One of my side projects is operationalizing this intake to get value out of this material (I’m into another phase of this which I’ll write about eventually). Running the Panagram scanner on a sample of the emails I read this week…well, let’s just say a lot of what’s out here is 100% AI-generated. I don’t agree that 100% AI means slop since I see posts from insightful people who I don’t think would write at all if it meant a lot more work than massaging a robot to wordsmith your thoughts. I wouldn’t call them writers, but I might still want the info. I actually think they should lean into their non-writer-but-have-something-to share-status. Dump your prompt in the post and move on. If the AI can write your post, my AI can read it. I don’t need you to bother. I don’t want to read it if I can’t feel anything, and I cannot feel anything from what a robot wrote.

Adam Mastroianni explained it well:

Words themselves don’t contain feelings—they are a recipe for creating that feeling inside your own head, to assemble the right set of emotions out of the experiences you have at hand. If I do a good job, the subjective experience that results inside you might resemble the one that originated inside me, but it will never be identical, because we’re working with different ingredients.

The computer doesn’t know any of this. It can’t know any of this. It can only read the cookbook; it can’t taste the meal. Objective knowledge can make your sentences true, but it can’t make them alive.

If it’s not obvious, only people who care about writing itself as an act of expression will be left writing without AI. Writing will be seen as an act of arrogance. A sense that your point-of-view is worth transmitting personally because the unique way it travels is itself part of the message. I will be clinging to self-importance thank you very much.

In Socrates 2026, I had this non-sequitur:

Injecting a thought

AI cannot motivate you. It cannot inspire you. AI offers an unbundling of the tutor, not a replacement. The role of humans in the learning loop is going to grow, which might be a contrarian position. Think of coaches. Some are exceptional because they are masters of the Xs and Os. Some are exceptional because of their ability to lead and communicate. These are squishy. The squishy things will not rise in relative importance. They are important and AI doesn’t change that either way. It’s that AI will put a spotlight on the fact that there will be relatively higher yields to focus on the squishy. Whether we will or not (and be able to judge the delta) is an open question. A topic for another day perhaps, but I’m betting on this with my time.

I spent over an hour walking through the local hills while talking to ChatGPT’s voice functionality Thursday evening. It was the easiest way to think through a large automation project. I won’t discuss the project yet but the sense I had while architecting it with ChatGPT was a new one. It was the feeling I know some friends had about 8 months ago and a smaller group of people (but not a tiny group) had 18 months ago and so on. A tiny group had the feeling a decade ago.

I suspect one’s appreciation for the feeling would be correlated to whatever innate ability one would have for chess even if they never played chess. I know I couldn’t have had the feeling much earlier. I just can’t see enough steps ahead. I can only fathom a little bit of abstraction before my mind begs for a physical demonstration of possibility.

The feeling is that much of what you do is nothing but a loop. Once you see the loop well enough to label its parts, you lose something. Mystery. There’s just less mystery about routine. I wouldn’t have thought anything we called “routine” had mystery in the first place, until that was the thing I felt disappeared. I admit, losing some mystery cost a sense of ego. And yet that feeling was totally overwhelmed by a different mystery. The one the techies and rationalist types have been going on about. “What’s coming next?”

We just finished watching the Mandalorian series. I know, I know. The kids were not interested years ago, so we tried again. In the final season, there’s a utopian city run by Jack Black and Lizzo that is captive to the droids who serve it. Automation has led to Brave New World levels of learned, almost embraced, helplessness. They get bailed out by Din Djarin and Bo-Katan Kryze, which undermines the society’s cautionary tale potential, but alas, Disney. Instead, the city is held up as a UBI-paradise where citizens are freed from scarcity to indulge their passions.

I personally don’t believe UBI can be sold to Americans en masse unless it is imposed from the kind of authoritarian control that we have thus far resisted. Thus far. We’re supposed to be the pole that rejects the social credit score for safety bargain. Our culture (again, thus far) is imprinted with the knowledge that UBI is incoherent because our spirits are blind to whether competition is for physical or positional scarcity. We know better than to “exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?”

If we are not on our knees, UBI may come anyway but in disguise. TBTF equity markets, voluntarily scrolling ourselves into the Matrix, or whatever the grade inflation version of employment is, financed by literal inflation.

I only say these things to acknowledge the singularity backdrop of anything pertaining to our industrial future. I am not dismissing them. I have no clue what’s coming. But my feeling is I won’t recognize the way I worked for much of my adult life in the same way that a recent grad would not recognize the White Pages (yes, there used to be a list of landlines alphabetized by last name for everyone in your town).

I don’t feel a sense of doom but a feeling that technology will free us from the least human parts of our work. If you wonder how, it ties back to the beginning of this 100% organic post. The world we’re heading into will elevate reading because what will remain of human writing, the writing that is actually read by humans, will have no reason to exist other than its humanity.

That metaphor will apply everywhere.

I’m hopeful that we will look back at the past 10-20 years as the terrible twos of a connected world. A transition marked by phone-neck and expectations running ahead of reality. But if our anxiety is peaking just before reality gets significantly better, that would make perfect sense.

Every generation believes it lives in interesting times. It sure beats apathy.


Counterslop

Peter Yang shared his “No AI slop” skill which you can just tell your LLM to ingest.

https://github.com/petergyang/no-ai-slop/blob/main/SKILL.md

Major Ralph and Sam checking into work energy:

Moontower #322

In this issue:

  • Slop. Counterslop.
  • What are retail option traders up to?
  • Hedging is for gardeners

Friends,

As of 7/21, Substack has a Pangram integration to scan for how much of a post is written by AI.

You can use it on the web from the Substack inbox. Click on a post, hit the 3 dots:

And voila:

Well done David.

Pangram is capable of false positives, but I ran it on both posts I published this week and it was accurate. One was 100% human and one it said 20% AI and 8% AI-assisted which sounds about right (my Thursday post included synopsis bullet points from my Scale notes).

I subscribe to 140 substacks. I don’t miss a word of about 5% of them. Another 10% there’s a decent chance I’ll read, and then there’s a steep falloff. Many of these emails have instrumental value that is going unmined.

[I should probably unsubscribe to the ones I ignore, but I’m not an inbox zero guy. Gmail search is solid and with the Claude-Gmail connector being an email bloodhound, organizing mail is a waste of time.]

I have scheduled jobs that “read” every distribution I’m on. One of my side projects is operationalizing this intake to get value out of this material (I’m into another phase of this which I’ll write about eventually). Running the Panagram scanner on a sample of the emails I read this week…well, let’s just say a lot of what’s out here is 100% AI-generated. I don’t agree that 100% AI means slop since I see posts from insightful people who I don’t think would write at all if it meant a lot more work than massaging a robot to wordsmith your thoughts. I wouldn’t call them writers, but I might still want the info. I actually think they should lean into their non-writer-but-have-something-to share-status. Dump your prompt in the post and move on. If the AI can write your post, my AI can read it. I don’t need you to bother. I don’t want to read it if I can’t feel anything, and I cannot feel anything from what a robot wrote.

Adam Mastroianni explained it well:

Words themselves don’t contain feelings—they are a recipe for creating that feeling inside your own head, to assemble the right set of emotions out of the experiences you have at hand. If I do a good job, the subjective experience that results inside you might resemble the one that originated inside me, but it will never be identical, because we’re working with different ingredients.

The computer doesn’t know any of this. It can’t know any of this. It can only read the cookbook; it can’t taste the meal. Objective knowledge can make your sentences true, but it can’t make them alive.

If it’s not obvious, only people who care about writing itself as an act of expression will be left writing without AI. Writing will be seen as an act of arrogance. A sense that your point-of-view is worth transmitting personally because the unique way it travels is itself part of the message. I will be clinging to self-importance thank you very much.

In Socrates 2026, I had this non-sequitur:

Injecting a thought

AI cannot motivate you. It cannot inspire you. AI offers an unbundling of the tutor, not a replacement. The role of humans in the learning loop is going to grow, which might be a contrarian position. Think of coaches. Some are exceptional because they are masters of the Xs and Os. Some are exceptional because of their ability to lead and communicate. These are squishy. The squishy things will not rise in relative importance. They are important and AI doesn’t change that either way. It’s that AI will put a spotlight on the fact that there will be relatively higher yields to focus on the squishy. Whether we will or not (and be able to judge the delta) is an open question. A topic for another day perhaps, but I’m betting on this with my time.

I spent over an hour walking through the local hills while talking to ChatGPT’s voice functionality Thursday evening. It was the easiest way to think through a large automation project. I won’t discuss the project yet but the sense I had while architecting it with ChatGPT was a new one. It was the feeling I know some friends had about 8 months ago and a smaller group of people (but not a tiny group) had 18 months ago and so on. A tiny group had the feeling a decade ago.

I suspect one’s appreciation for the feeling would be correlated to whatever innate ability one would have for chess even if they never played chess. I know I couldn’t have had the feeling much earlier. I just can’t see enough steps ahead. I can only fathom a little bit of abstraction before my mind begs for a physical demonstration of possibility.

The feeling is that much of what you do is nothing but a loop. Once you see the loop well enough to label its parts, you lose something. Mystery. There’s just less mystery about routine. I wouldn’t have thought anything we called “routine” had mystery in the first place, until that was the thing I felt disappeared. I admit, losing some mystery cost a sense of ego. And yet that feeling was totally overwhelmed by a different mystery. The one the techies and rationalist types have been going on about. “What’s coming next?”

We just finished watching the Mandalorian series. I know, I know. The kids were not interested years ago, so we tried again. In the final season, there’s a utopian city run by Jack Black and Lizzo that is captive to the droids who serve it. Automation has led to Brave New World levels of learned, almost embraced, helplessness. They get bailed out by Din Djarin and Bo-Katan Kryze, which undermines the society’s cautionary tale potential, but alas, Disney. Instead, the city is held up as a UBI-paradise where citizens are freed from scarcity to indulge their passions.

I personally don’t believe UBI can be sold to Americans en masse unless it is imposed from the kind of authoritarian control that we have thus far resisted. Thus far. We’re supposed to be the pole that rejects the social credit score for safety bargain. Our culture (again, thus far) is imprinted with the knowledge that UBI is incoherent because our spirits are blind to whether competition is for physical or positional scarcity. We know better than to “exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?”

If we are not on our knees, UBI may come anyway but in disguise. TBTF equity markets, voluntarily scrolling ourselves into the Matrix, or whatever the grade inflation version of employment is, financed by literal inflation.

I only say these things to acknowledge the singularity backdrop of anything pertaining to our industrial future. I am not dismissing them. I have no clue what’s coming. But my feeling is I won’t recognize the way I worked for much of my adult life in the same way that a recent grad would not recognize the White Pages (yes, there used to be a list of landlines alphabetized by last name for everyone in your town).

I don’t feel a sense of doom but a feeling that technology will free us from the least human parts of our work. If you wonder how, it ties back to the beginning of this 100% organic post. The world we’re heading into will elevate reading because what will remain of human writing, the writing that is actually read by humans, will have no reason to exist other than its humanity.

That metaphor will apply everywhere.

I’m hopeful that we will look back at the past 10-20 years as the terrible twos of a connected world. A transition marked by phone-neck and expectations running ahead of reality. But if our anxiety is peaking just before reality gets significantly better, that would make perfect sense.

Every generation believes it lives in interesting times. It sure beats apathy.


Counterslop

Peter Yang shared his “No AI slop” skill which you can just tell your LLM to ingest.

https://github.com/petergyang/no-ai-slop/blob/main/SKILL.md

Major Ralph and Sam checking into work energy:


Money Angle

Here’s an example of a post that could have been 100% AI written and it would still be useful. I ran it through Pangram’s web app and it’s 100% human.

The Market Impact of Retail Options Trading | Nam Nguyen Ph.D.

The letter summarizes and links to 3 papers. The points below are the ones I found most interesting.

“Retail Trading in Options and the Rise of the Big Three Wholesalers”

Authors: Bryzgalova, Pavlova & Sikorskaya. Last revised Sep 2023.

  • Developed a novel measure of retail options activity using transaction-level data and new regulatory reporting requirements.
  • Validated the measure by showing it drops sharply during brokerage outages and trading restrictions.
  • Retail traders strongly prefer cheap, weekly options.
  • Those options carry very wide bid-ask spreads — averaging around 12% — making them costly to trade.
  • Many retail investors fail to exercise call options optimally before ex-dividend dates.
  • Retail trading now accounts for over 60% of total U.S. options volume.
  • Nearly 90% of payment-for-order-flow revenue comes from just three wholesalers.

“Retail Option Traders and the Implied Volatility Surface”

Authors: Eaton, Green, Roseman & Wu

  • Retail activity concentrates in short-dated, out-of-the-money call options.
  • Retail investors are typically net sellers of long-dated options.
  • Used 82 brokerage outages (2019–2021) as natural experiments to isolate retail trading effects. During outages, buying volume falls for retail-favored contracts but rises for long-dated options.
  • Implied volatility declines during outages for short-dated/OTM calls, but rises for long-dated options.
  • Retail demand affects not just the level of implied volatility but also the term structure, moneyness curve, and call-put spread of the entire IV surface.
  • Effects held up under robustness checks, ruling out a few heavily-traded options or dataset choice as the driver.

Quant Radio Podcast segment (this is an AI-generated podcast)

  • The classic signal “high option-to-stock volume = informed institutional trading” has broken down since 2020 as retail flow now dominates volume.

Money Angle For Masochists

Let’s start with this YouTube/Podcast episode where Erik and I discuss hedging.

📺Delta Hedging Cost Benefit Analysis | The Options Trench

  • What hedging is: reducing or isolating risks you do not want, to maximize exposure to ones you intend to get paid on
  • The difference between direct hedges and correlated, indirect hedges with basis risk.
  • Why every hedge has a cost, including premiums, bid-ask spreads, commissions, slippage, and opportunity cost.
  • Why you will almost always have “ragrets”: if the hedge works, you wish you hedged more; if it does not, you regret paying for it.
  • How protective puts, put spreads, collars, and covered calls change risk and cost.
  • The tradeoff between cheaper short-dated protection and more expensive long-dated protection.
  • How rising stock prices can make an old put hedge less effective by increasing your unprotected “deductible.”
  • Two ways to manage hedges: rebalance on a fixed schedule or act when risk crosses a predetermined band.
  • How hedges can preserve capital and buying power during market stress, when the best opportunities may appear.
  • An introduction to delta hedging, active delta management, gamma scalping, and how these concepts apply to options strategies.

I noticed this tweet a few weeks ago and it reminded me an example of my training days back in my AMEX days with SIG.

You had full discretion to delta hedge against the option orders you’d do. But as you learn in the podcast, hedging is a cost. You don’t want to hedge if the risk is tolerable. “Hedging is for gardeners.”

SIG had a big balance sheet and very tolerant of letting deltas ride so the bias to hedge was to hedge only if you thought the option order was “smart”. For example, if a cust has a pattern of selling puts right before the stock price rips higher, you want to hedge aggressively when you buy the puts. In fact, you might want to “overhedge.” Instead of buying the amount of shares prescribed by the delta you hedge “1-to-1” or “1 up” meaning you buy 100 deltas worth, effectively turning the put into synthetic calls.

Fast forward to 2026:

This is conceptually similar to our point above about how rising stock prices can make an old put hedge less effective by increasing your unprotected “deductible.” You need to roll the position if your exposure strays sufficiently far from the one you intend to have on. In this case, jbulltard who wants to be short puts wants to be shorter more substantial puts than the 60 strike so he “rolled up” either to re-strike his delta or vol position (or both).

In training, we discussed a scenario which the tweet reminded me of, but in the opposite direction. The question posed by an instructor was:

Imagine a customer coming in to roll his or her put down. They will need to sell a put spread as they close the higher strike and buy the lower one. If you are a market-maker providing liquidity to the seller by buying the put spread to hedge, you buy the stock.

Hold it right there.

If this customer is taking a profit by selling the higher strike put and opening a long position in the lower strike, they are actually still bearish. This customer that has been correct is not covering their short. Technically, they are less short than they were before rolling, but the roll is to get more option firepower in the next leg down. Think of the intent.

As a market-maker, you don’t want to hedge when you buy this put spread. The customer has given you the position you want. You’re short deltas, betting on the same side as the smart customer!

The option flow service above seems like it correctly identified that the trade was a put spread, but it presented the trade as someone buying the put spread. Technically, someone did buy it since there’s a buyer and seller on every trade, but the presumption when you say someone bought the spread is that a customer or “paper” bought the spread, not the market-maker.

From My Actual Life

It’s hard to believe, but we have 2 weeks before school starts again. You get some depressingly small number of summers with your kids in the grand scheme of things and they’re just too short. We’re trying to pack it in. We saw The Odyssey this past week and Ed Sheeran last night at Levi’s. Our 13-year-old couldn’t come. He was living the Boys of Summer song…

His friend’s birthday was this weekend so the dad took this crew to Lake Tahoe. He sent us this picture to the parent chat yesterday morning. Yinh and I were in immediate sync. “One of the best photos we’ve ever seen”.

There’s no future and no past in that shot. It’s pure presence with your friends.

I’m going to get it framed today to give to the birthday boy when they return.

 

 

Stay groovy

☮️


Moontower Weekly Recap

become an option mixologist

To piggyback off David Epstein’s explanation of chunking, I’ve discussed the technique several times in my writing in the context of options. I use the chess player’s word for it (although I’m not a chess player): dissection.

These articles give concrete examples:

The second one links to a video where you can follow along on an example.

At first, you consciously look for groups or patterns that compress a theme, but with practice this becomes automatic. You can’t help but see the pattern.

Like the sports examples, an experienced trader will be able to pull the trigger faster than slavish processing would allow. The shortcuts become part of their wiring. You could see this in an open outcry trading pit or even amongst the best mock trading students back in the old floor days. That ability to say “sold” or “buy’em” faster than a large group of competitive traders because you saw the arb line up is happening at a subconcious pattern level. You make the trade and working out the particulars of the “why” while the instructor is still in the act of halting the the class to ask why you made the trade. I don’t know how it works but my pop science guess is that your synapses which have been strenghtened along specific pathways are a step ahead of your explicit reasoning.

Dissection is a deliberate form of “chunking”. But if we zoom out a ring from the specifics of option structures to the parameters they express, there are only 3 we generally care about: volatility (or variance), skew, kurtosis. In stats terms, these map to the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th statistical moments of the distribution.

There’s a vanna-vega-volga model sometimes referred to as “the cost of gammas” framework which actually formalizes this idea by mapping the parameters to their costs.

Volatility is represented by the cost of the straddle.

Skew is represented by the cost of a risk reversal.

Kurtosis is represented by the cost of a strangle.

These map to pertinent Greeks as well:

straddle → gamma

RR → vanna

strangle → volga

You pay IV premiums for all of these convexities. Vol risk premia for the straddle, you pay skew premiums for the ability to be long spot-vol correlation in the direction for which IV tends to rise as the market moves (so in SPY you pay a premium for the puts but in oil today you pay a premium for the calls), and finally, for volga, or “vol gamma” you pay an IV premium for wingy options.

To a beginner, the zoo of option structures is overwhelming. Seriously look at this page, the screenshot is only part of what I could capture:

It doesn’t even cover them all. There’s still jelly rolls, Christmas trees, rev/cons, diagonals, strips, “stupids”. I’m not kidding on that last one (it’s buying or selling a package of options in the same maturity but different strikes, so buying both the 700 and 650 puts as opposed to spreading them).

But if you understand that there are only 3 parameters we care about, then all of this collapses into a few themes. There’s a million different types of cocktails, but according to the mixologists at Death & Co there’s just key elements to the drink:

  1. alcohol (base)
  2. sugar (sweetener)
  3. acid (brightener)

If you prefer the cooking analogy, it’s salt, fat, acid, heat.

All recipes, whether in options, cuisine, music (there are thousands of chords but you can collapse to major/minor modified by dominant, sus, and add9) can be reduced to a few themes.

How does this help?

I’ll give you an example from our Discord this week.

Someone asked:

Anyone got any ideas for screening for good call spreads or put spreads to buy systematically in a potentially semi-automated way using moontower. A lot of the guidance I’ve read is ‘if you have a directional view’… well umm, I’m a ding dong with no directional ideas want something algorithmic.

I’m also a ding-dong, I just happen to understand that the price of option structures derives from the cost of our 3 friends: volatility, skew, and kurtosis.

This was my response:

What makes a vertical or debit spread generally cheap?

Low IV and high skew at the strike you are selling. So relatively cheap ATM/.25d call spread will have low IV and high call skew.

A relatively cheap OTM call spread could come from the IV being relatively low and the .25d call skew being low if that’s the long leg of the spread.

So here are a few suggestions…

  1. Sort for low IV percentile and high call skew for ATM to .25d call spreads or
  2. Sort for low IV percentile and low call skew if you want to buy an OTM call spread, meaning your buy leg is say .25d
  3. Use our Trade Ideas tab to look at names that score well on “Buy Vol” and then also sort by call skew in the table below!

You can also talk to the agent about building a prompt for this and then make it an Automation.

Our Trade Ideas algo scores names based on how they stack up to various preset trade themes (ie “buy vol”, “sell vol”, “long calendar”) according to their parameters and what signatures we look for. You simply add the column for 25d call skew which tells you the percentile, and using the logic from my answer, find names where the parameters present attractive spreads.

You had to understand that the price of the option structures map to these 3 themes in the first place and suddenly the zoo of possible option trades is massively reduced in dimensionality. It’s the progression from option bartender at your college party to option mixologist where you understand that all drinks are just a few flavors.

And just to address the Automations thing, we have a new feature in our tool. An example of one of mine where the agent emails me on a schedule when a name with a strong “Buy Vol” score’s strike vols are down and vice versa:

How I Teach Middle Schoolers To Build Stock Portfolios

If you construct a portfolio from 2 stocks and one is $100 and the other is $10, buying a share of each means the first will dominate your portfolio’s risk, assuming they have the same volatility.

If you have $100,000 to invest, you can balance the risk by equal-weighting the holdings: $50k into each stock. You buy 500 shares of A and 5,000 shares of B.

But what if they aren’t the same volatility?

Equal-weighting means the most volatile stocks determine performance. If your $100,000 is split equally between the 2 stocks and A moves 10% per day while B moves 1% per day, you aren’t diversified. Stock A will mostly determine your returns.

We can achieve more balance via equal-risk-weighting, which adjusts how many dollars go into each stock based on its volatility.

Weight each stock by 1/vol:

  • Stock A gets 1/10
  • Stock B gets 1/1.

Divide by the total (1/10 + 1 = 1.1) and you get about 9% in A and 91% in B. Stock A is 10x as risky, so it gets about 1/10th the dollars.

On $100,000 that’s roughly $9k of A and $91k of B, corresponding to

  • 91 shares of A
  • 9,100 shares of B

Compared to the equal-dollar portfolio, the equal-risk portfolio requires you’d sell about 409 shares of A and buy about 4,100 shares of B, moving roughly 41% of your total portfolio value from the jumpy stock to the calm one.

No masochism for the kids but in case you’re interested…

Equal risk weighting is the starting point for so-called risk parity weighting. The difference is that instead of only considering the volatility a holding adds to the portfolio, the correlation is considered. A stock highly correlated with the rest of your portfolio contributes a lot of risk, while an anti-correlated one does a better job diversifying and reducing total portfolio risk. The effect can be so strong that even a highly volatile but anti-correlated stock can reduce total risk.

Computing a correlation-aware risk contribution requires a full covariance matrix and an optimizer — i.e., a guess-and-test calculator — to find the portfolio weights, since there’s no closed-form solution. If the kids can grok equal vol-weighting I feel like I’ve done my job, and they can discover risk parity on their own if they’re so inclined.)

Your own Portfolio HQ Spreadsheet

This workbook is designed to organize and monitor your first portfolio.

⏬ Download

The sheet is view-only. Select “duplicate” from the file menu to get your own copy.

In this video, I show you how to use the sheet and talk about the Investment “lab” we did this week.

Moontower #321

In this issue:

  • Experts make decisions faster than they can process. How?
  • How I teach middle-schoolers to build stock portfolios
  • The zoo of option structures masks the simplicity

Friends,

I didn’t know that author David Epstein (Range, The Sports Gene, Inside The Box) had a YouTube channel until I watched this awesome video.

The hook is timely and well-constructed. It starts by litanying just how ridiculous Messi plus a puzzle…Messi walks for over 90% of the game. What is he doing?

David breaks down the cog-sci idea of “chunking” and how it relates to domain expertise. He offers 3 concepts to keep in mind as you build skills in your chosen lane.

It’s a well-done 15-min video. I was watching it at breakfast with my 13-year-old and 3 10-year-olds (post sleepover), and they were glued to the screen. It comes to life with examples not just from soccer (the Ronaldo thing is nuts), but baseball, boxing, chess, and football. My favorite demo was the one David made to animate what it’s like to be a quarterback that Drew Brees once gave in a talk.


Money Angle

If you construct a portfolio from 2 stocks and one is $100 and the other is $10, buying a share of each means the first will dominate your portfolio’s risk, assuming they have the same volatility.

If you have $100,000 to invest, you can balance the risk by equal-weighting the holdings: $50k into each stock. You buy 500 shares of A and 5,000 shares of B.

But what if they aren’t the same volatility?

Equal-weighting means the most volatile stocks determine performance. If your $100,000 is split equally between the 2 stocks and A moves 10% per day while B moves 1% per day, you aren’t diversified. Stock A will mostly determine your returns.

We can achieve more balance via equal-risk-weighting, which adjusts how many dollars go into each stock based on its volatility.

Weight each stock by 1/vol:

  • Stock A gets 1/10
  • Stock B gets 1/1.

Divide by the total (1/10 + 1 = 1.1) and you get about 9% in A and 91% in B. Stock A is 10x as risky, so it gets about 1/10th the dollars.

On $100,000 that’s roughly $9k of A and $91k of B, corresponding to

  • 91 shares of A
  • 9,100 shares of B

Compared to the equal-dollar portfolio, the equal-risk portfolio requires you’d sell about 409 shares of A and buy about 4,100 shares of B, moving roughly 41% of your total portfolio value from the jumpy stock to the calm one.

No masochism for the kids but in case you’re interested…

Equal risk weighting is the starting point for so-called risk parity weighting. The difference is that instead of only considering the volatility a holding adds to the portfolio, the correlation is considered. A stock highly correlated with the rest of your portfolio contributes a lot of risk, while an anti-correlated one does a better job diversifying and reducing total portfolio risk. The effect can be so strong that even a highly volatile but anti-correlated stock can reduce total risk.

Computing a correlation-aware risk contribution requires a full covariance matrix and an optimizer — i.e., a guess-and-test calculator — to find the portfolio weights, since there’s no closed-form solution. If the kids can grok equal vol-weighting I feel like I’ve done my job, and they can discover risk parity on their own if they’re so inclined.)

Your own Portfolio HQ Spreadsheet

This workbook is designed to organize and monitor your first portfolio.

⏬ Download

The sheet is view-only. Select “duplicate” from the file menu to get your own copy.

In this video, I show you how to use the sheet and talk about the Investment “lab” we did this week.

Money Angle For Masochists

To piggyback off David Epstein’s explanation of chunking, I’ve discussed the technique several times in my writing in the context of options. I use the chess player’s word for it (although I’m not a chess player): dissection.

These articles give concrete examples:

The second one links to a video where you can follow along on an example.

At first, you consciously look for groups or patterns that compress a theme, but with practice this becomes automatic. You can’t help but see the pattern.

Like the sports examples, an experienced trader will be able to pull the trigger faster than slavish processing would allow. The shortcuts become part of their wiring. You could see this in an open outcry trading pit or even amongst the best mock trading students back in the old floor days. That ability to say “sold” or “buy’em” faster than a large group of competitive traders because you saw the arb line up is happening at a subconcious pattern level. You make the trade and working out the particulars of the “why” while the instructor is still in the act of halting the the class to ask why you made the trade. I don’t know how it works but my pop science guess is that your synapses which have been strenghtened along specific pathways are a step ahead of your explicit reasoning.

Dissection is a deliberate form of “chunking”. But if we zoom out a ring from the specifics of option structures to the parameters they express, there are only 3 we generally care about: volatility (or variance), skewkurtosis. In stats terms, these map to the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th statistical moments of the distribution.

There’s a vanna-vega-volga model sometimes referred to as “the cost of gammas” framework which actually formalizes this idea by mapping the parameters to their costs.

Volatility is represented by the cost of the straddle.

Skew is represented by the cost of a risk reversal.

Kurtosis is represented by the cost of a strangle.

These map to pertinent Greeks as well:

straddle → vega

RR → vanna

strangle → volga

You pay IV premiums for all of these convexities. Vol risk premia for the straddle, you pay skew premiums for the ability to be long spot-vol correlation in the direction for which IV tends to rise as the market moves (so in SPY you pay a premium for the puts but in oil today you pay a premium for the calls), and finally, for volga, or “vol gamma” you pay an IV premium for wingy options.

To a beginner, the zoo of option structures is overwhelming. Seriously look at this page, the screenshot is only part of what I could capture:

It doesn’t even cover them all. There’s still jelly rolls, Christmas trees, rev/cons, diagonals, strips, “stupids”. I’m not kidding on that last one (it’s buying or selling a package of options in the same maturity but different strikes, so buying both the 700 and 650 puts as opposed to spreading them).

But if you understand that there are only 3 parameters we care about, then all of this collapses into a few themes. There’s a million different types of cocktails, but according to the mixologists at Death & Co there’s just key elements to the drink:

  1. alcohol (base)
  2. sugar (sweetener)
  3. acid (brightener)

If you prefer the cooking analogy, it’s salt, fat, acid, heat.

All recipes, whether in options, cuisine, music (there are thousands of chords but you can collapse to major/minor modified by dominant, sus, and add9) can be reduced to a few themes.

How does this help?

I’ll give you an example from our Discord this week.

Someone asked:

Anyone got any ideas for screening for good call spreads or put spreads to buy systematically in a potentially semi-automated way using moontower. A lot of the guidance I’ve read is ‘if you have a directional view’… well umm, I’m a ding dong with no directional ideas want something algorithmic.

I’m also a ding-dong, I just happen to understand that the price of option structures derives from the cost of our 3 friends: volatility, skew, and kurtosis.

This was my response:

What makes a vertical or debit spread generally cheap?

Low IV and high skew at the strike you are selling. So relatively cheap ATM/.25d call spread will have low IV and high call skew.

A relatively cheap OTM call spread could come from the IV being relatively low and the .25d call skew being low if that’s the long leg of the spread.

So here are a few suggestions…

  1. Sort for low IV percentile and high call skew for ATM to .25d call spreads or
  2. Sort for low IV percentile and low call skew if you want to buy an OTM call spread, meaning your buy leg is say .25d
  3. Use our Trade Ideas tab to look at names that score well on “Buy Vol” and then also sort by call skew in the table below!

You can also talk to the agent about building a prompt for this and then make it an Automation.

Our Trade Ideas algo scores names based on how they stack up to various preset trade themes (ie “buy vol”, “sell vol”, “long calendar”) according to their parameters and what signatures we look for. You simply add the column for 25d call skew which tells you the percentile, and using the logic from my answer, find names where the parameters present attractive spreads.

You had to understand that the price of the option structures map to these 3 themes in the first place and suddenly the zoo of possible option trades is massively reduced in dimensionality. It’s the progression from option bartender at your college party to option mixologist where you understand that all drinks are just a few flavors.

And just to address the Automations thing, we have a new feature in our tool. An example of one of mine where the agent emails me on a schedule when a name with a strong “Buy Vol” score’s strike vols are down and vice versa:


From My Actual Life

The CA side of our family has a summer tradition called Cousins Camp that started 6 years ago.

This is the first time it’s not a full week as the scheduling gods are not cooperating. We stuffed into this weekend from Friday morning through Sunday.

It’s 8 kids ranging from age 10 to 16 (the eldest drives now!)

 

The “make a magazine” idea stems from our household love for Oyla. I made a short thread about it here:

 

Some people would call these the dog days of summer, but they are my favorite days. Even though you sometimes want to break it up with A/C…we’re doing a matinee with the kids to see Odyssey in 70mm IMAX this week. We don’t go to the movies often so this has the right summer throwback energy.

 

Stay groovy

☮️


Moontower Weekly Recap

the iron butterfly

I think about what Matthew Clifford said about technology when he was on Infinite Loops back in 2022 and before ChatGPT was a household name. Carved from my notes:

Matt Clifford: …modernity, however you want to define that…is about constant or apparently constant, apparently unstoppable motion towards the reduction of variance in our lives…for most of, let’s say, the second half of the 20th century post Second World War, anyone who lived in, for one of a better term, the west, had a life of far less variance than say 3, 4, 5, 10 generations before that. You could call that the triumph of modernity.

…if you look at what the 20th century was about from the perspective of work and ambition, it was really about having these more or less formalized tracks for ambitious people to climb.

And then something happened in the midst of these fantastic variance dampening institutions, we somewhat accidentally unleashed the mother of all variance amplifying institutions, and it’s called the Internet. And what the Internet does, is it selects the weird and amplifies it.

One slightly provocative framing would be that the rise of modernity, the rise of variance dampening institutions was really bad for ambitious people. It was really good for the average person…if you’re a super ambitious person today, you actually look back historically, I think, and look, well, actually it was possible to do more as an ambitious person. It was possible to find more leverage, to have fewer constrains in the past. It was then a period of about 50 years, like the great moderation, if you’d like, where a lot of that was constrained.

He lays out bull and bear cases for humanity, yet this is just a snippet:

We can imagine and creating world, whole worlds in which people can fulfill their ambitions and like the fullness of who they want to be in a way that is less damaging to others potentially. I mean, again, like you could say, that’s a very bullish case. There’s lots to critique in that, but there is something about the idea of virtualization as a way to enable many more people to achieve what they want to achieve, because we move from scarcity to abundance or potentially to abundance. Again, lots of footnotes on that, whether actually the metaverse as it is to actually emerging will permit that. I think the bear cases well, actually what the internet does is exposes us to, as you’ve already said, like a global competition where previously there was a local one, it sort of amplifies inequalities rather than dampening them.

The internet obviously accelerated learning for the motivated. I think it was on Smartless that Steph Curry admitted that Wemby can do that tennis ball dribbling drill as well as he can.

There’s this idea that the reason the 4-minute mile threshold was breached quickly and by many people once Roger Bannister finally broke the long elusive mark was psychology. The fact that someone proved it possible boosted other elite runners’ hope and motivation.

[It’s not something I’ve studied, but perhaps that’s one of those “just-so” causation stories that sounds plausible. In Ed Thorp’s autobiography, he says the reason he worked so hard to crunch the numbers in card-counting by hand was that he knew the pace of computing progress in the mid-60s meant many researchers would publish the calculations within a year or so of his frantic effort, and he wanted to be first. Maybe the 4-minute mile was already being seen less as an asymptote and more of an inevitability, and Bannister was the first of an already-oncoming pack.]

The internet feels like a variance pump because it turbo boosts Mendelian experimentation. The YouTube subculture of speedrunning looks like a Game Genie to someone raised on Metroid.

Reinforcement learning on all human knowledge and activity is the next turn of the crank. Recursion will mean later turns of the crank will not only come faster but possibly without our hand on it. We don’t really know where it goes in the long run (I don’t know if long-run means the next Haley’s comet, the next World Cup, or the Super Bowl), but in the meantime we can see that the range of ability is widening.

Now if leverage, a word embodying technology in the Archimedean sense, is accruing much faster to the top of the range, then Clifford will have spoken about variance when he should have been speaking about skew and kurtosis. To the initiated, it’s the strangle that’s interesting, not the straddle.

In options trading, there’s a structure called an Iron Butterfly. Like the band. It’s a long strangle (own the wings) and short straddle (the meat or body of the fly). It’s characterized as a short vol trade that has capped downside because you clip the losses in the tails. But if you ratio the legs of the trade to be long extra strangles, you could have a vega-neutral iron butterfly. This trade is long “vol gamma” (“volga”) or as some prefer to say, long vol of vol. It’s a second-order bet.

I’m not quite sure what the real-life activities are that would map to this idea. In investing, the mapping is probably more straightforward. You can literally own strangles and then continue to invest in all the forms of carry that have been documented to work. If you think the US stock market is TBTF, then you can just stick with the mother of all carry, equity risk premia, so instead of moaning about boomers’ influence, profit from it.

In a mature society, there’s an inertia, a calcification of the state’s administrative bones, protectionism, regulation and Nimbyism that spans across the right and left. The horseshoe is not a curious accident but unison decrepit impulses that reside in people who otherwise claim to only like chocolate or only like vanilla. The collision of variance suppression and variance amplification is a predictable human-paced response to technology’s scaling laws.

When it comes to real-life, we say things like “going out and meeting people is long vol”, but it’s harder to categorize activities as vol-neutral yet long vol-of-vol. Second-order Greeks are weird. Clifford’s a very smart guy, he may have been thinking in wings, but colloquially speaking in terms of variance. A commitment to TBTF, even if artificial, stabilizes variance. The artificial part has a lot of institutional cement holding it together and while the crack is a when, not if, the timing is uselessly Poisson.

You don’t want to be naked long or short vol. You want the vol of vol. We just gotta figure out what that means.